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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: A viola burns longer.
Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?
A: It is usually still in the case.
Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?
A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.
Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
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