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Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?
A: They've had little use.

A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.

The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist.

She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."

Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?
A: A new age song.

Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?
A: You get your job and your wife back.

Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?
A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.

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