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Q: What is the definition of an optimist?
A: An accordion player with a pager.
Q: What's the range of an accordion?
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.
Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch?
A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?
A: Hide it in an accordion case.
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