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Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?
A: You can't!

Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker?
A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Q: What will you never say about a banjo player?
A: That's the banjo player's porsche.

Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones?
A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ?
A: They never know when to come in.

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