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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"
Hey buddy. How late does the band play?
About half a beat behind the drummer.
A saxophone is like a lawsuit.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."
The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs
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