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Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.
Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?
A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.
Q: What's the definition of a nerd?
A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.
Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?
A: You can almost hear them.
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