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Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?
A: You get light music.
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?
A: He wanted to sing higher!
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks.
The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long,
now I am a conductor!"
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?" I don't have one," confessed the musician. "In that case, you'll have to accompany me."
"Splendid!" exclaimed the musician. "What shall we sing?"
1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!"
2nd man: "Did they wake you?"
1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."
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