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Why did they arrest the musician?
He got into treble.
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?
A barrel organ.
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
A: Will the defendant please rise.
Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career?
No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.
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