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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.
Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
A: Root position cords.
Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?
A: Shoot one.
Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"
A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?
A: It's all in the grip.
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