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Q.How is a heart like a musician?
A.They both have a beat :)
How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs
An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."
The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."
A saxophone is like a lawsuit.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Hey buddy. How late does the band play?
About half a beat behind the drummer.
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